Der Bro Code [Barney Stinson Matt Kuhn] on *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. A bro always calls another bro by his last name. (Exception: If a bro’s last name is also a racial epithet). PARADISA COROLLARY: Or if the. Definition of a Bro: A person who will always be with you unless he’s got something else anymore. If someone has upheld one or more.

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Bros do not share dessert. Add an option to change language, its in spanish All the Paradisa Corollaries and extra rules, however, were written by me. Get fast, free shipping with Amazon Prime. Bro on the Go Oct 27, Log in No account?

Are you a developer? A bro must always post bail for another bro, unless it’s out of state, or like, crazy-expensive. A bro never divulges the full Bro Code to a woman. Unless they are within 7 degrees latitude of the equator. Bros cannot make contact during a Devil’s Threeway two dudes.

Unless you’re from another world, in which case Unless the bro is on a loss where said bro is, in fact, a ho, and therefore the ho still comes first. Should a bro become aware that his bro has a really hot sister 9 and upshe is no longer protected under Article Bro Code for Parents: AmazonGlobal Ship Orders Internationally.

Amazon Restaurants Food delivery from local restaurants. Add to Cart Add to Cart. A bro may listen to chick music alone – but only to gain valuable insights into the female psyche Android Apps and Games. Provide feedback about this page. A bro will drop whatever he’s doing and help his bro dump a chick. Is there already some more feedback for me? Even in a drought, a bro flushes twice. A bro never wears two articles of clothing at the same time that bear barneg same school name, vacation destination, or sports team.


XDA Feed The best way to get cutting edge news about your device! A bro never rents a chick flick. Only 3 left in stock – order soon. That said, the bro should re-evaluate if the sister resembles his bro in a wig.

If a bro should shoot an airball, strike out playing edutsch, or throw a gutterball while bowling, he is required to make some excuse for himself. Substratum The ultimate, most complete theming solution for Android.

A bro doesn’t comparison shop.

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Not Enabled Screen Reader: When interrogated by a girlfriend about a bachelor party, a bro shall offer nothing more than a disinterested “Mmh, it was okay”.

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When flipping through channels, a bro is not allowed to skip past a program featuring boobs. Amazon Drive Cloud storage deutscb Amazon. Read more Read less.

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If a bro writes and directs a trilogy of awesome space-themed sagas, he is forbidden from later tarnishing that legacy by crapping out a prequel trilogy that forces bros to specify Episodes or the Real Trilogy when referencing what was once a perfect series of movies By countryqt30Member on 21st April If a bro spearheads a beer run, he is entitled to any change left over. Historically a spoken tradition passed from one generation to the next and dating back to the American Revolution, the official code of conduct for Bros appears here in its published form for the first time ever.


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Low to High Price: If a bro is driving ahead of another bro, he is required to attempt to lose him in traffic, as a funny joke. Others call it religion. If a bro’s last name is also a racial epithet. Get fast, free shipping with Amazon Prime. Barney Stinson is awesome. A bro checks out another bro’s blind date, and responds with either a thumbs-up or thumbs-down. Enter your mobile number or email address below and we’ll send you a link to download the free Kindle App.

If a bro lives with a chick, it is no longer acceptable for you to show up uninvited at his door with a box of porn. Even in an emergency that requires a tourniquet, a bro never borrows from or lends clothes to another bro. If a bro decides to let all of his bros down and get married, he is required to invite them to the wedding, even if this directly violates the wishes of his fiancee.

This should go without saying, but you never know.